Lemme Show You Something: Archive

Feb 1st

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I Need New Glasses

I wear contacts 90% of the time, but sometimes I wear glasses. They’re way old. Like 7 years or so. I REALLY need a new pair, but I don’t want to buy a pair that’s gonna make me look like a total dork. What do decent glasses for guys look like? Don’t wanna look faggy. You can photo reply to this post. Edit: Not looking “faggy” might be a problem since all the...

Jan 31st

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Oh Natalie Portman...

You’ll always be the dumbass who fell for the whiniest Jedi of all time to me.

Jan 31st

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Judging by the sound of the people in the...

Jan 31st

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Twitter Button...

I have fucked with it and fucked with it this morning, and I can’t seem to get a Twitter button to work properly in Tumblr. If you put it IN the posts, then the homepage of your Tumblr shows 10 Twitter buttons that link to the homepage. (Wrong.) And then when you go into the posts, it doesn’t actually show you how many times something has been Tweeted from there. (Wrong.) We’ll...

Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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Questionable Tactics

Phone: Ring! Ring!
Insurance Agent: Hello, XYZ Insurance Company, may I help you?
Me: Yes, I'm interested in your insurance. I'm to understand it's as low as $25 a month?
Insurance Agent: Yes it is to qualified individuals.
Me: What are the qualifications?
Insurance Agent: You have to be self-employed or work for a company who offers the insurance.
Me: Well I fix computers for people.
Insurance Agent: Are you incorporated?
Me: Why would I be? I just drive to someone's house and fix their computer.
Insurance Agent: Then you're not qualified.
Me: How is one person more qualified than another? Do you really think someone who has the money to open their own incorporated business is MORE qualified for cheaper insurance than someone who doesn't have the money to open their own business? Does that even make sense?
Insurance Agent: Sir, those are the guidelines for the insurance.
Me: Let me ask you something: Do YOU have this insurance?
Insurance Agent: Yes I do.
Me: Are YOU self employed?
Insurance Agent: Er, well no. I work here.
Me: And does THAT seem fair to you? You don't qualify, yet you have the insurance. Absolutely nothing about what you've explained to me makes sense. You're not self-employed, yet you have the insurance. People who own businesses are eligible, but not people poor enough not to own their own business. Is that about right?
Insurance Agent: Yes, that is correct.
Me: Therefore it is nearly impossible for anyone who NEEDS this insurance to get this insurance. Why do you even advertise when time people call and ask about it you say "No, you're ineligible."?
Insurance Agent: Would you like to take this up with the governor's office?
Me: Why would I do that? If I call the governor about policies and coverage rates, he's going to tell me he's a politician and direct me to call an insurance company... like YOURS, which ultimately insures no one.
Insurance Agent: ...
Me: Do you even have any customers?
Insurance Agent: This conversation is over.
Me: It certainly is. When you only have to insure yourself because you work there, there's not many other people who will qualify.  Good luck staying in business when you've limited your customer base to nearly no one.
Phone: Click!